Supreme Leader Wiggum (@ScriptedAlchemy) / X

Supreme Leader Wiggum

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Supreme Leader Wiggum

@ScriptedAlchemy

Infra Architect @ ByteDance. Maintainer of @webpack @rspack_dev - creator of #ModuleFederation #auADHD #synesthesia own opinions.

Redmond, WA

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Joined June 2018

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Supreme Leader Wiggum
@ScriptedAlchemy
Feb 11
If I were to stream… and it was mostly just me doing my day to day work, while talking to chat, would anyone watch? Setup isn’t going to be anything stellar, no real agenda - I’d pretty much just go do stuff across 5 or 6 repos in parallel & talk through what I’m thinking
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Supreme Leader Wiggum
@ScriptedAlchemy
Aug 19, 2025
Replying to @wesbos
You can get anything custom made in China to order. I got a chinchilla cage there. They asked what grade of metal, wood, glass type i wanted. Then they found it i needed to ship it here to the US (its a fully assembled piece) so they rebuilt it and built a custom housing for it
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Supreme Leader Wiggum
@ScriptedAlchemy
Jan 22, 2025
ByteDance has released a Cursor IDE competitor, called Trae.
trae.ai
TRAE - Collaborate with Intelligence
TRAE IDE integrates seamlessly into your workflow, collaborating with you to maximize performance and efficiency.
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Supreme Leader Wiggum
@ScriptedAlchemy
Aug 18, 2025
Python is without doubt the worst language ive ever had this displeasure of working with. Its not even the language, its the piss poor dependency, env, and version management. When ur 8 venvs in, u know we've fucked up as a society.
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Supreme Leader Wiggum
@ScriptedAlchemy
Aug 19, 2025
Replying to @wesbos
This thing is like the Sistine Chapel of chinchilla cages.
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Supreme Leader Wiggum
@ScriptedAlchemy
Sep 6, 2022
Big Announcement: I will be releasing all my Module Federation Work for Next.js as open-source projects. This includes nextjs-mf and nextjs-ssr, which will now fold into one single plugin to offer the community both SSR and CSR support. This is being done for the greater good 😍
Supreme Leader Wiggum
@ScriptedAlchemy
Jan 24, 2023
There’s a full port of webpack to rust underway. It’s Not turbopack. In real world builds it’s about 10-20x faster than webpack.js. Apperently the plugin apis are unchanged too. There is a god.
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Supreme Leader Wiggum
@ScriptedAlchemy
Jul 21, 2024
Replying to @theavalkyrie
They do this all the time. Its practically a core value of of the company
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Supreme Leader Wiggum
@ScriptedAlchemy
Jun 4, 2024
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Supreme Leader Wiggum
@ScriptedAlchemy
Nov 8, 2024
Replying to @vanillaopinions
It's called Tuesday afternoon now
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Supreme Leader Wiggum
@ScriptedAlchemy
Jul 25, 2024
Fast refresh on rsnext. The rsFamily matter, and the truth of the matter It was God's plan to show y'all the liar.
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Supreme Leader Wiggum
@ScriptedAlchemy
Dec 11, 2021
🚨Big Announcement 🚨 No, I’m not joining Vercel :/ HOWEVER. Federated SSR comes to Edge Workers. But it’s not just SSR… it’s code streaming! That means full scale support for any federated code, at runtime, right on the edge, with no origin servers. This is a big deal 🧵
Supreme Leader Wiggum
@ScriptedAlchemy
Aug 11, 2023
Has anybody tried this.
Aiden Bai
@aidenybai
Aug 10, 2023
Make React Faster. Automatically. million.dev
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Supreme Leader Wiggum
@ScriptedAlchemy
Dec 22, 2022
Well at least Vercel finally uttered the forbidden words. Pity the information is wildly distorted. Makes UX worse? Performance worse? My next apps have half the cold start when federated vs monolith. Fully load in 500ms. Time to write an article 🤩
Microfrontends
From vercel.com
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